I will have you, yes I will have you, I will find a way and I will have you. Like a butterfly, a wild, small dog butterfly, I will collect you and capture you.

October 16th, 2007

I have been riddled with guilt over my outright neglect of smalldogarific. Two consecutive days of not posting is inexcusable. I hope you can find it in your hearts to keep reading. Until a multi-billion dollar backer comes through and makes this smalldogarific dream a full-time reality, work may occasionally get in the way of expressing my love of small dogs.

Last week, I promised you bigger:

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via Terrific Pets

and better:

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via Pup City

I hope that will suffice for now.

Small dogs may now shed some light into why I can’t stop checking the stove at night. Will children ever stop starving?

Not even Ellen and Portia can save small dogs! The story goes something like this, Ellen and Portia adopted a delectable Brussels Griffon mix named Iggy, but when the pup didn’t get along with their (evil) cat, they allowed Ellen’s hairdresser to take custody of the dog, thus, violating the terms of the adoption agreement with The Mutts and Moms dog adoption agency. The agency were not having it, they sent a representative to the hairdressers home and took little Iggy away, thrusting little Iggy back into the system. “DeGeneres said her hairdresser’s daughters, ages 11 and 12, had bonded with Iggy and were heartbroken when the dog was taken away. ‘Because I did it wrong, those people went and took that dog out of their home, and took it away from those kids,’ a sobbing DeGeneres said on her show.” Ellen, always remember, the dear Lord giveth and the dear Lord taketh away.

An apocalyptic view on dog adoption, very sad, but effective. Please adopt!

I’ll drink to that:

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via Terrific Pets

Today’s Small Dog Headlines:
Pet dog rescues woman from burning home
Buddhist ceremony to be held for dogs
Dogs wag their stuff as models
Woman Checking Mail Attacked, Killed By Dogs

Entry Filed under: dog,dogs,puppy,small dogs,smalldog

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. janwilliams  |  October 16th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    On behalf of small dogs everywhere we understand that humans must go out to “work” whatever that is in order to provide us with the living style we have become accustomed to it.

    We don’t like it, but we get why.

    Misty the alpha Poodle

  • 2. Stephanie  |  October 16th, 2007 at 4:11 pm

    Dear Ellen,

    Please don’t be upset. We’ve all been manipulated by a cat at some point in our lives.

    Sincerely,
    Stephanie

  • 3. Mike  |  October 16th, 2007 at 10:35 pm

    Very very upsetting…poor Ellen and Portia.

  • 4. Celebrity Trashcan  |  October 17th, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    What a mess. The purpose of rescuing a pet and adopting it is to find it a loving home. Ellen claims to have done so but the agency was quick to snatch Iggy back. The agency should have been a bit more patient. I just hope Iggy finds a great home. He’s so adorable and is a celebrity pooch now.

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