Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance, just get on the floor and do the small dog dance. Don’t worry about nothing cause it won’t take long, we’re gonna put you in a trance with the funky song. Cause you gotta be…hangin’ tough.
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CODE RED!!!! AMBER ALERT!!! There is urgent, BREAKING NEWS out of the UK, a “giant bird” has been spotted over a Flintshire village. One resident described the bird as, “very capable.” “People are worried because it is lambing season and it might go after peoples’ small dogs.” Naturally.
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It turns out that the European Union is literally a hotbed for small dognapping.
A 9-year old Bassett Hound, Blue Heeler mix is lucky to be alive after he decided to go all Dorothy and Toto on his owners. Two weeks after a tornado hit and Pongo was blown away, he found his back home, thin but healthy.
Talk about a curios incident of the dog in the nighttime. Totally Encyclopedia Brown.
I’ll drink to that:
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Today’s Small Dog Headlines:
Nubs, the Iraq war dog, arrives at his new home
Stolen Puppy, Found
Police order arrest of woman for shoplifting puppy
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