From my laboratory in the castle east, to the master bedroom where the small dog vampires feast. The ghouls all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes.
via Two Poodles & Me
A Pomeranian and Jack Russell mix (I’d like to see that!) is credited with saving his owner’s, Teddi Sampson, life by warning her of Melanoma. This is not surprising since it is now widely known that small dogs=magic, and make the best doctors. This particular pup’s diagnostic skills proved to be superior to Sampson’s own family physician. Upon initial examination the physician said there was nothing unusual about the mole, Sampson had it removed and tested anyway. Sampson said the doctor told her, “I think you need to give your dog a steak tonight. He was right, it was melanoma.” Kind sir, we’ll take three of the finest cuts of your spectacular fliet mignon.
Did you know that every day items can poison your small dog (and bird). Penny’s seem to be a particular danger to pooches. As for birds, non-stick cookware is said to emit enough toxic fumes to send them into respiratory distress! This is frightening! Get ride of your non-stick cookware, please. If it’s not good enough for birds it’s not good enough for me. Kind sir, please add a set of All-Clad and Le Creuset pots and pans to my registry. Thanks you kindly in advance to advise.
Today’s Small Dog Headlines:
Dog lovers calling for rethink on size restrictions of dogs allowed in flats
Suspected Queens Dog Fighting Ring Broken Up
Hallucinating Frenchman stabs his dog to death
Neglected dog dumped in tea chest
2 comments October 26th, 2007